Added: Jul 29, 2010

From: DemonDinoRun

Duration: 7:2

This is everything I know about Club Penguin history. Here are the things I know. Lighthouse - There was no gay Music Catalog. Plus the Lighthouse opened in 2006, had a sign in the front that said "Open in Fall 2006" when the summer party was going on. Dock - Now they put a gay board catalog, and renamed Ballistic Biscuit the faygele name it is now "Hydro Hopper" Ski Village - There is no more sports shop, its now a gay EPF Test. Plus the Tours stand was originally in the Plaza and should've stayed that way. Mountain - God, now they have a gay sled catalog that do you no good, just a different and GAYER sled! Night Club - It's been raped and ruined. They've added a Disco Ball, Gay Disk Catalog, and a Faggot Dancing Game. Plus the gay DJ3K Game. Dojo - Before, there was NO courtyard. They made a gay sensei who passions for cock, and now a dumb fucking hideout that even has a gayer feature called "Fire Jitsu." In server Mammoth, old armies like UMA and ACP and RPF and Color Wars would go on there, and they would try to get into the right side of the wall where they've rumored a hideout. Its also the home of the Lime Green Color party, where members could've gotten the Green Cape! Gift Shop - There were no gay wigs, and they decided to add gay wig and salon chair decorations inside. Plus, now they've put "BUY" tags on the fucking clothes, so now you can't find hidden items on clothes anymore. Plus a few years ago, they wouldn't let you get the Golden Viking Helmet anymore, like they still do right now. Now they sell gay fucking and unwanted wigs. Fuckers.. Stadium - Now a gay soccer field that has enhanced gayness benches, faggot snack bars, and whorish Sports Booths. This place used to be the Ice Rink, where there were NO BOOTHS at all, and the benches were up by the door. Plus it's no longer slippery. Now they moved the Sports Catalog to this place. Fuck you Disney, we all hate you. Snow Forts - They now have a stadium sign, when it should say Ice Rink, and have the Ice Rink in the fucking background. Pet Shop - They've added new and gayer puffles. White, Orange, and Yellow are all of the new gay puffles with gayer abilities and gayer attitudes. Plus new gay pet furniture you can buy. (Don't fucking buy it) Plaza - Theres alot of history here. The Tours Booth used to be in the road that leads to the Forest when there wasn't any road there. They were gay enough to build the Stage, and fuck the whole Plaza in the ass! There used to be two cute coffee tables with awesome chairs, and they crushed them using the Stage's gay powers of homosexuality. The Mine - There was no fucking garden, and no Recycling Plant. That is a very gay feature they've added permanently on Club Penguin now! Plus they've made a road to the forest and mine. Gay. Caves - There was no gay fucking Underground Lake, and Hidden Rooms! Plus no Puffle Rescue bullshit. You can't even play the Black Puffle game because it'sfor members only JUST BECAUSE it has the key to unlocking the gayest room yet, The Underwater Hidden Room. Tch, why would anybody wanna go in that faggish room anyway? Talk about trollism. Forest - Never had a road to the mine, and that snow was keeping faggots out for good people like me and August/September 2005 - July 2007 players! They made this gay thing up about two penguins finding a map in May 2007. Cove - The gay thing about it was there was a party thrown for it. But it was for fucking gay members only! Plus they have a new, gay Surfboard catalog you can choose to troll and fuck around. Plus the new and gay game "Catchin' Waves" really killed CP History for life. Iceberg - It was good BEFORE the gay and faggot "Aqua Grabber" game came and raped us all. We still have people trying to tip the iceberg which they will never EVER accomplish. Even if the whole Iceberg is full of faggots with the whole room drilling and dancing, they won't do shit. EPF - Now they changed the cool blue Spy Phone that had a comb, some scissors, and a wrench. Now they turned it into the gay EPF Phone with over 3 gay features. Elite Gear to make you look gay, Elite Puffles to annoy you, Gay Field-OPS missions that faggots care about, A new and gayer teleportation system, and a recruiting option to make others gay too. Now when you go to the EPF Headquarters, they have a whole homo society and have gay shit all around you. The only way to do missions is to go in the Transporter and it lets you see HQ's of 2005, 2007, and Gay 2010 (w/ Popcorn)

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